It all Ain't Over Till It's Over
At some point, Turkish Chit chat Columnists may begin to feel guilty about (or get sick and tired of) taking the constant mickey out of Pınar Altug right next to her high-profile, high-voltage love-life -- but that point doesn't find a way to have been reached quite yet... For those unfamiliar with Pinar Hanim's past infidelities and current amorous antics (which could be the root cause of all the media attention), please see Part 4 of our series about the 'Lying Eyes Club of Turkey' (also available here on the EzineArticles website). Take, for example , Aksam Newspaper's Gossip Columnist Serder Turgut -- who seem to still won't cut Pinar Hanim any slack in the case of her current toy-boy lover, the 23-year-old Yagmur Atacan... Here's a sampling from Turgut's column (of last Friday) -- concerning "Pinar Altug's Top 7 List -- Advantages of Having a Young Lover". 1) Pinar Hanim can usually get pregnant, and in the Lamaze course she can procedure diaper changing and baby burping -- not with a good toy plastic love doll like the other mothers-to-be, but with her own real toy-boy. 2) When she decides to subscribe towards DigiTurk (the multi-channel Turkish Cable TV service) she'll lower fees by opting for the inexpensive 'Family Package' -- this includes the "Jo Jo" Children's Channel that will meet almost all her toy-boy's viewing needs. 3) She'll be perceived as being quite 'with it' and 'cool' in community circles... because when you're in a crowd, people value everyone according to the youthful attractiveness of your escort. 4) Boy babies don't easily give up masturbation despite their mother's admonitions, even when she tells them they'll go blind if ever the don't stop. But in Pinar Altug's house if she says, "Stop playing with yourself, " to her toy-boy, he'll conduct as she says -- in anticipation of what will surely follow. 5) When she eats out with her toy-boy at an overpriced restaurant like Lucca (Istanbul) his food bill might be quite low -- since his tastes don't run more than silicone sex doll (any watery, mushy food for babies). 6) She'll also save money on family health insurance. When the couple want to be their health checkups, the toy-boy's expense will be negligible. There'll be no need for prostate exams, for example. 7) Different from other women in her age group, she won't be made to listen to endless discussions about her toy-boy's comparative skill sets when he's on Levitra, Cialis or Viagra. Is going to 'slings and arrows' of this sort continue to plague the very lovers much longer? Probably not... and while they weather the weather, they can take comfort in the warmth that seems to be emanating from their steamy relationship!
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